Article The Inner Monologue Of An Unnamed 25-Year-Old As He Stands in H & M Trying to Decide Whether Or Not to Buy X-Men Briefs
Picture Nobody told the nerd in the back left that they were going as nerds until 5 minutes before this picture was taken.
Picture Hurry Captain Planet! Mytique's seemingly motiveless plot to pump garbage into the ocean is almost complete!
Picture "Gambit lit cards on fire and threw them at people all night, while Professor X received many lap dances."
Picture You know, you could just walk around in your normal clothes with no paint and still claim to be Mystique.
Picture "Every party that i went to people screamed 'THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!' I felt like a celebrity."