CollegeHumor: Yelp

Welp, Alex Watt is on Yelp

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 11:59:33 -0400

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Donut Review Gives Too Much Information

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 10:13:57 -0400

"I really love this place. I have been going since it opened. I had the hugest crush on the daughter of the owner and i would come in after class when I was in jr high and try and talk to her, but the skate store next door opened up and all the skate...

Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review

Fri, 18 May 2012 15:36:36 -0400

That does sound intriguing... even if the guy is right.

Lincoln Gives Ford's Theater Review on Yelp

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 14:03:27 -0400

He was originally going to go with "It blew me away."

You're Friends With a Website

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:38:46 -0500

The Wikipedia

This self-important, impressionable young man can usually be found at parties. He's the one wearing slightly more formal clothes than everyone else. Eager for social acceptance, he relies on his admittedly impressive knowledge of several interesting subjects to connect with guys and girls alike, before ruining it all when he takes things just that one step too far. "Did you know Paul McCartney isn't really alive?" He'll ask, frantically gazing into your eyes praying not to see that flicker of doubt he's so used to seeing. No, no I didn't know that, Wikipedia Boy. And neither do you.
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