Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
You could never show this to your mom, because then you would be having sex with your grandmother.
You keep a sign with letters this low to the ground and you're asking for it.
Your mom is creeping me out.
"When we asked this girl what she was for Halloween, she said 'your mom." She nailed it!
Even stranger, he gave it to his mom.
At least my mom doesn't drive a Chevy with a Star Wars bumper sticker. Plus she had me, so unlike you she's had sex.
God, I thought we had something special.
My mother was a saint!
"My license plate i had to remove because of harassment"
Salvation Army - Is the art from Salvation Army too? Anyone buying Salvation Army art?
Go ahead, see if I care!
Psych, I'm not sorry.
I'll have you know that if my mother were to open a s cafe, it would serve an affordable, healthy breakfast.
Mom, is this true?
"Isn't that everyone's goal?"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.