Picture The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him.
Picture I've managed to crossbreed a zebra and a donkey using only paint and the lax animal cruelty laws in Mexico.
Picture Recent demographic studies show that .0001% of our audience are female zebras. This one's for you stripes!