Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Pandas are nature's class clowns.
Don't worry baby, I know the rhytem method.
"Saddest part was that he had two twin boys that had the same disturbing hair style."
What about dimes? They're small.
Rhino and Boy
Having your salad tossed means have your ass eaten with grass or oats... I prefer oats.
Shouldn't that be "Dont throw poop in the objects"?
Turtles having sex is something you have to hear one day too.
So... have you guys heard anything about that plot to overthrow the zookeepers?
Worst petting zoo ever.
The tiger is giving his "come hither" look.
"When a dominant male mounts a female during breedin season, it's for reproduction."
That is the weirdest animal penis I have ever seen, and that's saying something.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.