They probably celebrate by watching Ben Affleck's incredible performance in Pearl Harbor.
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1 month ago
Don't wait until you're in dire need of help, call now!
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1 month ago
Thanks to whoever made the law that they have to release 911 calls.
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2 months ago
America, we can should and MUST make Hulk Hogan 1,500 feet tall if we are to successfully defend our borders.
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9 months ago
A great way to make friends.
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1 year ago
It's weird to dress as "9/11 victim" in front of the world's largest crossword puzzle, which was obviously ordered from skymall.
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1 year ago
April 1st, 10:18 AM911 Operator - 911. What's your emergency.Kid - You have to help me!911 Operator - Calm down, young man. What is your emergency?Kid - It's my dad, he's hurt really bad!911 Operator - I'm dispatching an ambulance right now. ...
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Never Forget?
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1 year ago
The most adorable day in modern American History. Don't miss Human Giant on MTV!
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2 years ago
I'm a sucker if I don't buy a deluxe filter mask!
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2 years ago
He forgot.
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2 years ago
Sorry to call your dead boyfriend a liar, but he drowned.
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2 years ago
That's my kind of terrorist attack.
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2 years ago
CollegeHumor, I give you the biggest assholes in the country.
"A firefighter's 9/11 tribute tattoo. Insane."
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2 years ago
Some people just can't take a joke...
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2 years ago
We've got Counter:Strike, they've got...
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3 years ago
Not only is this the most offensive Valentine we've seen, it's probably the most offensive thing ever been submitted.
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3 years ago
Did we hand out our "Most Offensive Costume" too early?
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3 years ago
"Never forget how cool this lamp is!"
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3 years ago
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