It's like God got drunk and started harassing humans.
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Watch this water freeze instantly. This product will revolutionize shaved ice.
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112
"Oh, like a polar bear."
I told him to take a jacket!
Great idea, as long as you don't get too messed up and start drinking coolant instead.
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44
It's really, really thin.
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37
"I'm not going to ask for directions Meredith, so just shut it!"
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For those of you who don't live in Fairbanks, Alaska, this is what happens when you throw boiling water into the air when it's -45 degrees out. For those of you who DO live in Fairbanks, Alaska, maybe you should move.
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What do you mean you guys don't serve Water Zero?
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Oh, that's what I was doing wrong.
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16
When you hit it, don't you get stuck?
Woah, slow down. You're going a mile a minute.
One way to prevent your roommates from thieving your spare change.
Eskimos have over a hundred words for ice, but Italians apparently have none.
One kiddie pool for keeping the beer on ice, one for putting the beer in you.
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This one's funny!
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Why bother sitting in the pool all day if you can't get drunk?
What happens when you try and drive a 6500 lb hummer on a very thin sheet of ice? The results may not surprise you.
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It's Budweiser, throw it back.
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This one's funny!
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