By the time Mario 64 came out, these guys were too busy searching for soviet plots in Yoshi's Island to notice.
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Mario kills hundreds of animals to save one girl and we call Bowser the villain. Think about it.
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Mario's enemies have something to say.
After the song was over, a tornado took him to the warp zone.
Mario after getting the magic bottle cap power-up.
Can you tell the difference between Super Mario villains and dinosaurs, just by their names? Take this quiz and find out.
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It takes one Goomba to operate the wheel, and two more to do the pedals. That's why they don't let them drive karts.
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The original Mario Party.
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Immediately after writing this letter, this man saw a blue shell and his head exploded.
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Proof that Japan is nation about more than video games. Sometimes they write weird pop songs, too!
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A new mod for Unreal Tournament puts the Super Mario in Unreal Tournament Super Mario Bros mod.
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They are so good at these, they now sync with the music and are 11 minutes long.
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This cheat code makes Bowser a little bit easier.
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Nothing beats NES instruction booklet art.
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The real paper Mario.
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Why should only new games be disturbingly violent?
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Mario hasn't done much typing since he gave up teaching it.
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Mario Paint version of "Bohemian Rhapsody." Probably the best Mario Paint song I've heard yet.
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On the Internet, it's not enough to be an insanely talented musician. You also have to know how to play the Mario song.
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Jeff and Patrick are joined by Alison Becker of VH1 and Lonny Ross of 30 Rock for a rumble in the Mushroom Kingdom. Pi-ka!
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