Bowser got nothin' on me.
I feel like if we collectively refuse to acknowledge WaLuigi, maybe Nintendo can forget him and pretend the whole thing never happened.
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1 month ago
We can go ahead and forget the old song, right?
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1 month ago
They put Joe the Plumber to shame.
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1 month ago
The best Halloween costumes are often unintentional.
They're trying to rescue the Prince.
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Nintendo actually had to get permission from Armstrong's estate to use the title for their videogame.
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1 month ago
We won't stop until we have this song on every instrument known to man.
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1 month ago
This week's episode explores brand new Mario, Donkey Kong, and Mega Man games for the original Nintendo.
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2 months ago
BRAWL episode 1. Think Street Fighter the Later Years, but with Smash Brothers.
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Mario on a rampage
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By the time Mario 64 came out, these guys were too busy searching for soviet plots in Yoshi's Island to notice.
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3 months ago
Mario kills hundreds of animals to save one girl and we call Bowser the villain. Think about it.
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4 months ago
Mario's enemies have something to say.
After the song was over, a tornado took him to the warp zone.
Mario after getting the magic bottle cap power-up.
Can you tell the difference between Super Mario villains and dinosaurs, just by their names? Take this quiz and find out.
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It takes one Goomba to operate the wheel, and two more to do the pedals. That's why they don't let them drive karts.
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6 months ago
The original Mario Party.
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7 months ago
Immediately after writing this letter, this man saw a blue shell and his head exploded.
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