"Ugh... Just mash the bamboo into a paste and stick it under my tongue."
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79
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1 month ago
This is the very same video 8th grade pandas are forced to watch in health class.
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86
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3 months ago
Congratulations, just by watching this video, you've been granted 780 years of good health and virility.
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71
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6 months ago
From the Super Bowl... the first commercial ever to offend over 1 billion people.
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70
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10 months ago
After the cameras stopped rolling, they combined into one larger panda bear.
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109
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1 year ago
They can't get the endangered pandas to mate properly.
It is a sad day when a Panda can dance better than you can.
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48
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1 year ago
Drank too much last night and passed out that way.
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84
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1 year ago
Pandas are 90% fluff.
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118
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1 year ago
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking pandas on this motherfucking plane!
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198
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1 year ago
How much would you pay for a baby panda of your very own?
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179
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2 years ago
Don't you just want to smash them with a frying pan?
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19
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2 years ago
So adorable you'll just want to punt it.
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34
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2 years ago
Pandas pounding.
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2
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3 years ago
Scientists have combined a panda bear and a dog to create the world's adorable-est animal.
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0
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3 years ago
Pandas are nature's class clowns.
Anyone who makes pandas cry is a monster.
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7
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4 years ago
Quite possibly the best commercial after the Meth one.
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2
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1 year ago
A panda sneezes, and the mama panda does a karate chop!
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0
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1 year ago
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