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Article:Flu Season
It's flu season and we, like a lot of other people, struggle to stay healthy. If not for ourselves, then for our family and the homeless people who count on us at the shelter. Over the years we have picked up a few simple things that help ensure...
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Article:An Open Letter to the Chinese Food Industry
This is Cheese. Try it. It's delicious.
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Article:The College Humor Guide To The Age Of 19
19 sucks. It's a year of your life that you will inevitably piss away. So here’s a weekly planner for how to successfully do just that.Week 1. Resist using water until someone of the opposite sex mentions it Week 2. Teach a toddler a swear...
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Article:The Vagina Monologue
Recently while surfing the internet as I'm want to do on a slow Thursday afternoon (okay it was late Saturday night) I happened upon a website that promised a bizarre "trick" that I "would not want to miss". I took the bait and gambled away...
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Article:Mormon, Mo' Problems
The weather’s getting warmer and we all know what that means: grilling, flip-flops, Frisbee and of course, Mormons. Every year when the temperature rises they descend upon campuses nationwide like God-fearing vultures, trying to convert...
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Article:A Sex Advice Column For Middle Schoolers
By Danny Bowler, 7th GradeSo, I know what you're thinking. You'll be in high school in a few years, and you want to be sexually experienced enough to impress those slammin' senior babes. Well, I hate to break it to you, but all those games of &...
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Article:For The Ladies: Advice for Moving Off Campus
At this time of year, college freshmen all over the country are fighting with their parents about whether or not they should move off campus next year. For those of you who win the battle, let me lend you some advice that I learned personally. I...
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Article:Tips For Playing Advanced Dungeons And Dragons With Brian Sanford As Your Dungeon Master
Make sure to purchase a 10 foot pole- Not as a weapon, but it is a vital tool in checking the depth and consistency of unknown pools of liquid. Brian has infuriated many of players as a pool of rust acid eats away at their +2...
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Article:College careers you shouldn't mention
Going on a date soon? Great! Don't mention your "career" if you happen to be an aspiring writer, comedian, actor -- or, actually, anything at all that doesn't involve asking "paper or plastic?"Guys normally take all the heat for being weird on...
KEEP READINGBy Dave Seaman