"wat"

AIM - bringing you the news that matters in no particular order, whatsoever.

Fun bags (as in purses) apparently make it look like you don't have fun bags (as in boobies).

Close the window, you are letting natural light in!

AIM actually comes with this Chuck Norris away message built in, but to activate it you have to roundhouse kick your keyboard at at least 80 mph.

Then again, so is skiing.

That's a real Amish guy. He didn't get my costume.

"So my buddy sees this photo when he logs on to aim, and what do you know he recognized the girl from a porno site."

What do AOL Pets and Fight Club have in common?

I give her an 8 for nudity.

It's a messed up world we are living in when the DMV lets this license plate slide, but turn down my request for "VAGVAGVAG".

"This girl got really mad at me and blocked me, so I did the only thing someone in my situation could do… (editor's note: the following is not the only thing someone in this situation can do). I set up a new screename and stalk her. Somehow she found out the name and figured out the password. One morning I got up to check what she was doing and this is what I saw…"

He's omniscient- even on IM.

My halloween costume...Buddy List + Shitloads of Beer = college

Victory.

"249 days on AIM?! Try 8-and-a-half years. This is Windows 3.0 style, byatches."