CollegeHumor: Aladdin Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794173 Aladdin Finds a Loophole Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794173 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Aladdin: Genie, I've got my first wish.

Genie: Alright, let's hear it.


Aladdin: I want Princess Jasmine to lust for me non-stop.

Genie: Uh-uh, I can't make anyone fall in love with -

Aladdin: No. Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, day and night. No love required.

Genie: Oh...come on. That's pretty much the same thing.

Aladdin: I live on the streets and my best friend is the monkey from Outbreak, you think I'm ready for a steady girlfriend?

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Genie: Helloooo! Bonjour! Hola, my young friend, enter if you dare. Haha, just kidding, come on inside dude.

Jim: Genie, I have a problem.

Genie: Jimmy! Or do you go by Jim?

Jim: Well--

Genie: How about Jimbo? Or J-Town? It's the J-man! Nah, how about I just call you J?

Quickly adjusts white butler's gloves on his hands.

Genie: (In a cockney accent) And how may I be of service to you today, govna? Need your chimney swept? Or maybe your driveway cobblestones spit and polished?

Jim: Uhh, no. I've been depressed lately. Do you always carry those gloves around with you?

Genie: Come, come J. You don't come to guidance unless you wanna see a guy dance!

Does pirouette, spins Jim into seat.

Genie: Having some trouble with the ladies then I take it.

Puts on wig, assumes The Graduate pose on desk

Genie: Tell me now, J, do you find me sexy?

Jim: What? No, uh, yeah sure, you're sexy.

Genie: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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