Fireworks Alarm Clock

*yawn* just five more minutes.

Alarm Clock Machine

This clock costs $12,000 but theres zero percent chance of sleeping in.

Don't you hate it when you set your alarm clock for 4 am when you meant to set it for 4 pm?

New contest - who can elicit the highest pitched scream from a roommate by waking them up with a dead animal head?

Rave Alarm Clock - "My roommate decided to go to bed early and this is what he got."

Why invest in an alarm clock when you can just piss off your roommate?

Listen to that snap!

Time to torch your Excreet (aka Feet)

Late night after bar, beer, dope (yahteez) , passed out, 7inch flame to the foot for 7 seconds. Roooooooooooooooobby

Wake Up

This one's funny!

Get out of my bed bitch

This bitch was sleeping in my bed and I did not give her permission. I gave her a little wake up call.

More fun than a pillow fight!

This one's funny!

Condom Wake Up Call

God I love college

ass in the face!

friends birthday and the pussy was asleep before 12 so we woke him up by calling his phone and he woke up to an ass in the face!

Vacuum face

We couldn't find any flower to antique him so we had to settle for this.

Fish Slap

We woke up our friend James by slapping him in the face with a defrosted sea bass.