4:45 PMStomach: Cool, he's napping. That's good, I need all the energy I can get to work on those two crunchwrap supremes he just plopped down here.Colon: Sorry, gotta do my 'thang.Stomach: Colon! You just woke him up! I'm not even halfway done...
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I'd like to say the kids pulled a fast one on the police, but every single person there had to sit through a breathalyzer test. It sounds like a boring way to spend a night.
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Grease up your next party with this ingenious recipe for bacon infused vodka.
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A terrible day for students everywhere.
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In attempt to beat a breathalyzer test, a man running from the cops tore the crotch off his underwear and ate it.
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A sped up video showing exactly what goes into playing a game of millenium pong
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The Wine Rack: A brilliant product for alcoholic ladies. If your girl loves booze more than you, this is the perfect Valentine's day gift!
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Listen, could you put down that Keystone for a moment? I'd like to do you a favor. You know, the world of beer more than just Natties, Millers, and Beasts. Day after day, I see a variety of excellent lagers, stouts, and ales passed up for fear of...
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$400 a can beer is real and it comes from, where else, Europe.
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Some dude(s) set up a fund for beer online. It wouldn't be that big of a deal if it didn't already have donations. Who is giving money to these people?
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The building blocks of this tree represent 312 bad decisions, 14 fist fights and 2 illegitimate children. Merry Christmas?
Any old alcoholic can play shot checkers. It takes a real smart alcoholic to play shot chess.
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Things look a little different when you're drunk...Sober ::: DrunkWant more Drunk-O-Vision? Check the archive.One prop goes to Alice for her contribution. Another prop goes to Intern Will for the illustrations. !split
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There were cans everywhere, man, everywhere. We didn't even know what we were drinking, for fuck's sake. The Booze War was hell, man. Pure hell.
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"Cut the top off a whiffle ball bat, plug the small hole in the bottom, pour in the beer. Chug the beer, then spin around the bat for the amount of time it took you to chug said beer. Afterwards, try to hit the empty can and not fall."
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Dear Logitech,My name is Brice and I am a college student. I have an idea for a product that you may be able to develop into a useful facet of online interaction. My proposal is a breathalyzer lock for a computer keyboard. I don’t know how...
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The Negotiator is the guy you meet On those unfortunate nights when one of your buddies has a little too much to drink and winds up staring at you from the back seat of a police car. The Negotiator swoops in to save the day. Drunk himself, The...
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No, I'm still not getting rapist. Could you smile a little wider, and maybe point at her? Yes, that's it! Perfect!
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