Your body's night out

4:45 PMStomach: Cool, he's napping. That's good, I need all the energy I can get to work on those two crunchwrap supremes he just plopped down here.Colon: Sorry, gotta do my 'thang.Stomach: Colon! You just woke him up! I'm not even halfway done...

Beer Review

Listen, could you put down that Keystone for a moment? I'd like to do you a favor. You know, the world of beer more than just Natties, Millers, and Beasts. Day after day, I see a variety of excellent lagers, stouts, and ales passed up for fear of...

Drunk-O-Vision IV

Things look a little different when you're drunk...Sober    :::     DrunkWant more Drunk-O-Vision? Check the archive.One prop goes to Alice for her contribution.  Another prop goes to Intern Will for the illustrations.  !split

A Sober Look At Beerpong Sign-ups

Useful Product Pitch

Dear Logitech,My name is Brice and I am a college student. I have an idea for a product that you may be able to develop into a useful facet of online interaction. My proposal is a breathalyzer lock for a computer keyboard. I don’t know how...

The Negotiator

The Negotiator is the guy you meet On those unfortunate nights when one of your buddies has a little too much to drink and winds up staring at you from the back seat of a police car. The Negotiator swoops in to save the day.  Drunk himself, The...

Drunk-O-Vision III

Things look a little different when you're drunk...Sober  :::   DrunkEnjoy your weekend!Thanks to Alice and Jeff for their contributions. !split

Match The Drink To The Drunk

It's that time of the week again, the time when Mental Floss and I team up to teach you something important.  This week we're going to take a little test.  See if you can match the famous person to their drink of choice.&...

The Anatomy Of An Awful Party

Not every party at college can be a sick rager where all the dudes get laid and half the girls get pregnant, some have to suck for the sake of comparison. How would you know a great party if you never attended a shitty one? The answer is you...

Drunk-O-Vision

Things look a little different when you're drunk...*Sober ::: Drunk*!split

The Drunktionary

Ah drunk people...will they ever say what they mean? Below you'll find some common drunk phrases and what they translate to in sober language. I hope this helps you gauge whether or not it's a good idea to let your buddy in the car when he...

Drunk-O-Vision

*Things look a little different when you're drunk...**Sober = Drunk*!split

Make A Statement With Beer

Beer and college go together like stealing your mom’s cigarettes and middle school. Therefore, you’ll probably be drinking a lot of it over your college career. You’ll drink it in plastic...

Effects of Alcohol on Speech

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