Illustrated By Rebecca Eisenberg.
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Follow these tips ladies and you'll definitely get your man, at least until the hangover wears off. Laugh at all his jokes Ha ha great Dane Cook impression!Keep drinking. Especially, YOU (girls that weigh 90 lbs.) Sure, I'll have another...
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1 month ago 
Things look a little different when you're drunk...Sober ::: DrunkArt and additions by Caldwell TannerCheck out the past 7 installments of Drunk-o-Vision
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Budweiser, Miller, or CoorsGuys: They don't have kegs at this bar? What kind of low-brow place is this?Guys buying it for girls: I don't celebrate anniversaries, I don't care about your friends, and as soon as you expect commitment, I will drop...
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3 months ago 
Joseph Seagram - From the Great White North, Seagram's was a distiller based out of Canada and was the largest distiller of alcohol in the world. Now when you think of Canada, aside from beavers and maple syrup you can also think of drunks....
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1 year ago 
A conversation between different parts of my body, as I'm sitting at a bar:Pants Brigade: Limp and ready for action, sir!Captain Noggin: Private Eye! I need a status check now.Private Eye: We got a bogey moving in at 2 miles per hour. She...
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4:45 PMStomach: Cool, he's napping. That's good, I need all the energy I can get to work on those two crunchwrap supremes he just plopped down here.Colon: Sorry, gotta do my 'thang.Stomach: Colon! You just woke him up! I'm not even halfway done...
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2 years ago 
Listen, could you put down that Keystone for a moment? I'd like to do you a favor. You know, the world of beer more than just Natties, Millers, and Beasts. Day after day, I see a variety of excellent lagers, stouts, and ales passed up for fear of...
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The Negotiator is the guy you meet On those unfortunate nights when one of your buddies has a little too much to drink and winds up staring at you from the back seat of a police car. The Negotiator swoops in to save the day. Drunk himself, The...
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3 years ago
It's that time of the week again, the time when Mental Floss and I team up to teach you something important. This week we're going to take a little test. See if you can match the famous person to their drink of choice.&...
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3 years ago 
Not every party at college can be a sick rager where all the dudes get laid and half the girls get pregnant, some have to suck for the sake of comparison. How would you know a great party if you never attended a shitty one? The answer is you...
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