CollegeHumor: Alcohol Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794409 Drunk-O-Vision IX Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794409 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Sober :: Drunk

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-13 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 751 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925883 White Russian Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:52:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925883 White Russian nonadult comedy Now all we need is the Dude. halloween2009, white russian, alcohol, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1925883"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/1/collegehumor.3acfa1b7a2baf6b5b200b431464a7e36.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:898746">jus</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923838 James Bond and his Martini Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:38:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923838 James Bond and his Martini nonadult comedy I'd much prefer she shake than stir. halloween2009, james bond, martini, alcohol, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1923838"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/a/collegehumor.a25fa2ed3e9c9056aa1e3f5a8d685d04.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922641 JagerBombs Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:12:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922641 JagerBombs nonadult comedy That Jagerbomb's a little strong. I'd definitely take some more RedBull. jagermeister, redbull, jagerbomb, alcohol, halloween2009, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922641"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/8/collegehumor.01d22fe5a8ac1f516c92d8c821156f61.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2204073">TexasJess</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922523 This is what would happen if Scrooge went to state school. Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:55:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922523 This is what would happen if Scrooge went to state school. nonadult comedy This is what would happen if Scrooge went to state school. old people, bong, marijuana, alcohol, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922523"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/6/collegehumor.99ca589d900d4577fc90a156d3ce3adc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:9116">Paulies Raging Bile Duct</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Embedded video fail]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:225962 Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:00:04 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792716 If Drinking Was A Sport Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792716 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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Laugh at all his jokes
Ha ha great Dane Cook impression!

Keep drinking. Especially, YOU (girls that weigh 90 lbs.)
Sure, I'll have another Budlight Lime

The phrase, "That's SO interesting" never gets old.
Wow you can drink a 12 pack in 15 minutes?! That's SO interesting.

The phrase, "You're SO funny" can never get old.
You were still drunk AFTER the funeral? hahah that's SO funny.

Echo his similar interests.
Yeah I remember that scene in Old School. Will Ferrell is the best!
Yeah there is nothing better than Dave Matthews live.

Remark often on how you have no gag reflex.
Ya know, I could've been a sword swallower in a past life.

More obvious.
I don't have a gag reflex.

Better.

Always sneak the subject of your lacy panties into any and all conversation.
Really?
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Sober   :::   Drunk

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6:36 PM | WALKING TO BAR FOR AFTERWORK DRINK





8:12 PM | WALKING TO SECOND BAR

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Guys: They don't have kegs at this bar? What kind of low-brow place is this?
Guys buying it for girls: I don't celebrate anniversaries, I don't care about your friends, and as soon as you expect commitment, I will drop you. May as well get used to it.
Girls: Does drinking cheap beer make me look sexy and tomboyish?

Sam Adams, Honey Brown, or Pete's Wicked
Guys: I bet this beer tastes good because it costs more.
Guys buying it for girls: Work study? Hah! That's for suckers. I've got a swanky internship paying me $10 an hour!
Girls: Drinking cheap beer makes me look too tomboyish. Does drinking expensive beer make me look sexy?

Guinness
Guys: I don't intend to get drunk tonight. Thankfully, this beer takes a half hour to finish.
Guys buying it for girls: I don't want you to leave this bar for the next half hour.
Girls: I hope I'm not hung over during rugby tomorrow.

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