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Article:Merry Memorial Day
You may only know Memorial Day as that Monday in whatever month this is where you get the day off from whatever meaningless job you currently work for, but to us it means so much more. It means sifting through millions upon thousands of...
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Article:Great Americans
Gandhi ME: Okay. Mahatma, though you aren't an American, your legacy of non-violence and equality among people of all kinds is a wonderful example for our country. Do you have any words of wisdom for the United States?GANDHI: Whenever you have...
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Article:Letter from Private Trent Hafner to Tom Curley, President of the Associated Press
Dear Mr. Curley,Sixty-two years ago, in the midst of a historic battle, six of our finest men ran atop Mount Suribachi and raised an American flag on a makeshift flagpole. I know this because I was there, Mr. Curley. I was at Iwo Jima with my men...
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Article:A Sore Subject
Turkey: Oh... hey, Eagle. What's up?Eagle: Not much, how have you been? I haven't seen you in at least three hundred years, my fair-feathered brethren. [Turkey self-consciously strokes his wattle.]Turkey: Ha. I know, right? I've been ca-razy busy...
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Article:July 3: Canada IMs America
Special thanks to internet celebrities Jason Michaels and Jake Hurwitz for their help.


