CollegeHumor: American Psycho Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917513 Don't just stare at it. Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:27:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917513 Don't just stare at it. nonadult comedy Don't just stare at it. sexy, boobies, american psycho, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1917513"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/c/collegehumor.a7a6ac778bf438b6df623b3c89fd8c7e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 228 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776465 Seven Movie Posters That Almost Were Wed, 27 May 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776465 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Traditionally, historians don't like to play "what if" with history. You can't change the past, so better to focus on what did happen, not what could have happened. Of course, while history majors were getting their PhD's, the rest of us were hanging around our dorms, wondering what it'd be like if some of our favorite films had went with their original leading men.

American Psycho
(Leonardo DiCaprio as Patrick Bateman)
Shortly after its publication in 1991, Bret Easton Ellis's notoriously violent 1991 novel was deemed "unfilmable." Of course in movie parlance "unfilmable" is shorthand for "unfilmable until sufficient hype is built up," and 10 years of rumors and unproduced scripts followed -- including talk of Johnny Depp in the lead role. But it was Leonardo DiCaprio who came closest to filling Patrick Bateman's blood-splattered tennis shoes when Lions Gate Films officially announced DiCaprio was cast as the film's lead. Fortunately, DiCaprio soon realized the hordes of 13-year-old girls who fell in love with him in Titanic may not be best served by seeing their idol chase a terrified hooker with a chainsaw, and the role went to Christan Bale.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1562982"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/5/collegehumor.a38249fddab8bb4c357d45a5e57a11dc.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-27 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1562982">Jeff & Patrick</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 214 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887829 Patrick Bateman Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:02:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887829 Patrick Bateman nonadult comedy Do you like American Psycho? When it first came out, it didn't receive too much fanfare, though upon strong DVD sales, and a cult movement, many consider it the movie of 2000. American Psycho, Patrick Bateman, halloween 2008, costume, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887829"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/a/collegehumor.297bfcb3e671043a085778aa621b099a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759882 How I Imagined the Christian Bale Alleged Assault Occurred Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:30:53 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759882 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Christian Bale: ...Although you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours. I simply am not there...

Christian's Mother: Thanks for...telling us that, honey.

Christian: You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a lit--

Mother: No I prefer good music.

Christian: You didn't let me finish...

Christian's Sister: Say bro, got any Dunkaroos I can snack on?

Christian: You're going to have the roasted duck with peanut butter soup. New York Matinee called it a playful, but mysterious little dish.

Sister: Nah, that sounds pretty bad

Christian (mutters): You're a f*cking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death. Then play around with your blood.

Sister: WHAT? Did... did you think we couldn't hear that for some reason? Cause we totally could.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1363990"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/0/collegehumor.34b5793c915ce2eb7c5903d09df53e72.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-30 12:30:53 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1363990">Patrick</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 146 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825577 American Psycho With A Toddler Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:17:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825577 American Psycho With A Toddler nonadult comedy His blankets really are stained with cranberry juice. american psycho, sketch comedy, babies, kids, movies, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825577"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/7/collegehumor.572fb456aa65646608985817aaf0fb07.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 43 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1796729 American Psycho - Romantic Comedy Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:36:39 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1796729 American Psycho - Romantic Comedy nonadult comedy A romantic comedy with a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the movie a big boost. american psycho, romantic comedy, trailer remix, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1796729"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/6/collegehumor.19a0b9fcb36f932a1e40b856dc923f9f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 252 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1786332 Do you like Huey Lewis? Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:46:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1786332 Do you like Huey Lewis? nonadult comedy Do you like Huey Lewis? american psycho, halloween 2007, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1786332"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/c/collegehumor.42085f614104c63abd9e2eec967a08e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:67522">Suds McDuff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1746771 "The inspiration was American Psycho. It's a shitty angle, but you can sort of see that the guy is kissing his biceps. My friend Erin and I were getting towards the end of this snow sculpture when code enforcement showed up. The asshole called for police backup and wrote us each a public nuisance ticket that demanded we appear in court. Ultimately this snow scene cost $370. " Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:04:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1746771 "The inspiration was American Psycho. It's a shitty angle, but you can sort of see that the guy is kissing his biceps. My friend Erin and I were getting towards the end of this snow sculpture when code enforcement showed up. The asshole called for police backup and wrote us each a public nuisance ticket that demanded we appear in court. Ultimately this snow scene cost $370. " nonadult comedy "The inspiration was American Psycho. It's a shitty angle, but you can sort of see that the guy is kissing his biceps. My friend Erin and I were getting towards the end of this snow sculpture when code enforcement showed up. The asshole called for police backup and wrote us each a public nuisance ticket that demanded we appear in court. Ultimately this snow scene cost $370. " snex, american psycho, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1746771"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/c/collegehumor.add5fde3698b3cf4ef20f89c1c27f5b3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:327219">Burnie</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:396"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 38 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1718214 A real chainsaw is the kind of thing that sets this Patrick Bateman apart. Tue, 31 Oct 2006 17:40:26 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1718214 A real chainsaw is the kind of thing that sets this Patrick Bateman apart. nonadult comedy A real chainsaw is the kind of thing that sets this Patrick Bateman apart. American Psycho, Halloween 2006, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1718214"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/9/collegehumor.d9aa2496b1431ef24f157b5976b7457f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1717376 A female as a naked chainsaw wielding Patrick Bateman.... and a skull-fucking clown. Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:51:23 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1717376 A female as a naked chainsaw wielding Patrick Bateman.... and a skull-fucking clown. nonadult comedy A female as a naked chainsaw wielding Patrick Bateman.... and a skull-fucking clown. american psycho, Halloween 2006, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1717376"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/6/collegehumor.208cde431909dc52a98bcd7634dc94ea.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1626946 Patrick Bateman Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:18:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1626946 Patrick Bateman nonadult comedy Patrick Bateman American Psycho, halloween 2005, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1626946"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/b/collegehumor.ec64b67d98723824b4f41cab106cd6b4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815238 American Psycho: Re-Enactment Fri, 09 May 2008 14:12:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815238 American Psycho: Re-Enactment nonadult comedy It was a long night, so friends and I decided to re-create our favorite scene from American Psycho. american psycho, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815238"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/9/collegehumor.7e144a2e101f0d5b968fd489da8faafb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />