Not sure I'd want to survive

Article about a guy who got bit on the weiner by a deadly snake and lived.

Scouts say Scraps is the best donkey basketball player they have seen in years

The Onion: 2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League

Best Blogs: Cat Ladies

Know a cat lady? Submit her to the blog.

I want to believe that he always keeps a fish in his car for such occassions

A high school drug dealer gets a surprise fish to the face.

Please be fake: Pets or food

Clearly fake. You can't get baby seal meat for $1.74 a pound anywhere anymore.

All of my wildest dreams about bugs fighting have come true

I'm happy to say that after 13 years of the Internet being widely available, there is finally a Japense bug fighting Web site.

I bet Bear Grylls was the guy who would eat anything for $1 back in high school

Bear Grylls eats a bigass, gross grub, with hilarious results!

A great new invention in duckling technology

This four-legged duckling is just the cutest little freak of nature

In hindsight, rule #1 seems pretty obvious

Video evidence of why you shouldn't poke an angry leopard with a stick.

Why didn't anyone tell me you could get a pet anteater??

Anteater's can eat with spoons. Take that, dogs.

No means no, and that's penguin rape

We've let seals get away with these penguin love crimes for too long.

Cute alert, bears playing on a playground!

The video that inspired every Marmaduke strip

A giant dog decides his interview is over.

Honey, I think the kids turned into bears. Wait. I think the kids got eaten by bears

Cute alert, bears playing on a playground!

Best Blogs: Pictures of things that look like ducks

This Peanut Looks Like a Duck may not be one of the best blogs. It may be the best blog.

Aww, how cute. He's fiending

A drug addict parrot wants his pulls.

Gooses are assholes

Seriously, gooses are always trying to pick fights. They're like drunk frat guys.