I like to moooove it moooove it.
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3 years ago
My Jungle Love (oh-wee-oh-wee-oh)
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3 years ago
Don't worry baby, I know the rhytem method.
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3 years ago
...so then my car got towed, and I still ended up having to pay the ticket. It was probably the worst thing that ever happened to anyone.
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3 years ago
"The employee said the man had an erection."
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3 years ago
That's what the Red Cross is all about - helping.
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3 years ago
"I feel sorry to the bottom cat"
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3 years ago
You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?
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4 years ago
"I had a kindergarten class with me. They were 'fighting."
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4 years ago
Having your salad tossed means have your ass eaten with grass or oats... I prefer oats.
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4 years ago
Chains eh? Can't say I'm into it but I'll watch.
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4 years ago
Q: What's the problem with camels having sex? A: They have. at most, one hump.
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4 years ago
BEST GRAFFITI EVER!
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4 years ago
"Turtle power!"
Careful with her man, she looks 36 hours old but she's really 52 hours old.
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4 years ago
You know it's a bad day when your dinner is having sex on your head.
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4 years ago
"I guess they really like turtles?"
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4 years ago
"I'd have to say the funniest part was the ugly pregnant monkey watching in dismay while eating mass quantities of shrubbery. Good times."
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4 years ago
Turtles having sex is something you have to hear one day too.
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4 years ago
That's just sad, man.
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4 years ago
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