CollegeHumor: Annoying Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924972 117 Sneezes In a Minute Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:54:12 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924972 117 Sneezes In a Minute nonadult comedy She must be hoping someone with an even more unfortunate illness doesn't come along and break her record. sneeze, kid, world record, annoying, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924972"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/a/collegehumor.b9e4247f5a3469b3c342f62a41379fbe.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 41 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922223 Dad did a good job annoying her right off the bat by spelling her name "Stefani". Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:05:26 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922223 Dad did a good job annoying her right off the bat by spelling her name "Stefani". nonadult comedy Dad did a good job annoying her right off the bat by spelling her name "Stefani". facebook, dad, thread, comment, annoying, daughter <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922223"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/7/collegehumor.b862251e00314412feab590739d198f5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1468557">C-Dawg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:37"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 115 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922576 Talking Cat is a Jerk Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:27:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922576 Talking Cat is a Jerk nonadult comedy This cat is a lot like my ex-boyfriend. They're both jerks and America short-haired cats. cat, talking animal, annoying, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922576"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/e/collegehumor.5fbd6ca94d4496f0ed4cb6ee5858f8df.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 149 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921758 Speed Dating with Sonia Sotomayor Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:12:24 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921758 Speed Dating with Sonia Sotomayor nonadult comedy "How did your dad die? Wait! Let me guess. He killed himself." sketch comedy, paul w downs, speed dating, love, annoying, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921758"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/7/collegehumor.82ee1fee104fd74e5ab82d57f4660f0e.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 21 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919332 Chapter 1: Jesus Was Delightful Tue, 15 Sep 2009 02:06:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919332 Chapter 1: Jesus Was Delightful nonadult comedy Chapter 1: Jesus Was Delightful book, christian, religion, annoying, jesus, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919332"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/4/collegehumor.25f60fc5afae5f65dff70dc455f4e0c7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1183050">Dog Sweaters</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:311"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 75 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919652 Car Horn Laugh Lady Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:34:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919652 Car Horn Laugh Lady nonadult comedy "Stop having fun, mom. It's obnoxious." car, horn, laugh, lady, obnoxious, annoying <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919652"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/f/collegehumor.12ba2fdc77938e58d7f4040fa8abe9c8.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 132 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919502 The Most Patient Sports Reporter in the World Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:46:39 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919502 The Most Patient Sports Reporter in the World nonadult comedy He'd do something about them, but those drunks are the top ranking government officials of his country. reporter, news, sports, fans, annoying, drunk <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919502"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.1c498d8df4dcfae7bb9e41dda5640b3f.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 67 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[This could also be titled "Top 10 Sidekicks"]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:216549 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911106 Most Annoying Laugh Ever Thu, 14 May 2009 11:57:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911106 Most Annoying Laugh Ever nonadult comedy "I think I'd love you a little bit more if you never showed joy again." - His Wife Laugh, Annoying, Guy, Obnoxious, Funny, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911106"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.4271e0041d8da5a2f8e86d75d42460d9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 98 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896055 Excessive Rooster Wed, 07 Jan 2009 10:45:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896055 Excessive Rooster nonadult comedy We get it. rooster, crow, annoying, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896055"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/d/collegehumor.000073bc7b3c01b77a8f77edb429061f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 222 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884353 Annoying Bar People: the Birthday Girl Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:03:55 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884353 Annoying Bar People: the Birthday Girl nonadult comedy Also one of the most annoying people at TGI Fridays. Annoying, Bar, Birthday, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884353"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/5/collegehumor.e56b2051f07a503917217415d1544007.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 45 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1833034 Cat Annoys Sleeper All Night Long Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1833034 Cat Annoys Sleeper All Night Long nonadult comedy Cat videotapes himself annoying his lazy roommate. cat, time lapse, sleeping, annoying, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1833034"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/e/collegehumor.b628d37827b077deae81894ef43a7563.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 207 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Game: Frustration 2, a game that'll make you want to say 'dammit!']]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:199629 Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:00:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1829521 The Bartender Hates You Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:43:54 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1829521 The Bartender Hates You nonadult comedy Everything I've learned from Cheers reruns is a lie, which is everything I know. Bar, Bartender, Annoying, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1829521"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/e/collegehumor.4c8b2c80ee986f8f8a5f5d1effc6b1d0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 259 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823030 Annoying Fox Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:17:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823030 Annoying Fox nonadult comedy Worst rendition of "Wind Beneath my Wings" that cat ever heard. Fox, Cat, Loud, Annoying, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823030"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/a/collegehumor.1221e0491c3e83ffff9b1a4a93de3b3a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 86 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Scientifically, the most annoying song in the world]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:186284 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748394 Imagined Conversaton: Annoying Girls In Class Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:28:46 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748394 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Mary: Hey Jill, how are we going to super annoy the shiz out of Jason today?
Jill: I don't know, want to tap the back of his chair and act oblivious to his signals that he's getting annoyed?
Mary: Well, yeah, but we did that yesterday...
Jill: Umm...so what?
Mary: You're so right Jilly Bean!
Jill: Meredith, can you hear that? I'm tapping my pencil to the classic tune, Mambo #5. Ha, there he goes. He keeps looking back at us. We're such whores!
Mary: I know! We're super whores! Oh, wow Peanut Butter and Jilly, that sounds so good, can I jump in?
Jill: Please do! We should start a band...the duo-whore processors!
Mary: Ha, it has the word whore in it!
Jill: Aren't I whorible?
Mary: You clever slut! Oh my god, my feet are super wet, hear them squeak?
Jilly: Super squeaky Mary Kate, super squeaky.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-01-18 12:28:46 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 75 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771146 Shoo, Geese! Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:54:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771146 Shoo, Geese! nonadult comedy In Florida, the fruit flies are enormous and very bothersome. geese, animals, annoying, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771146"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/6/collegehumor.95a4fb338c12571287225d66af54a866.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 47 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730762 Annoying People Part 445: Guy Who Has Seen This Episode Already Mon, 14 May 2007 16:21:53 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730762 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> GWHSTEA: Wait, Hold on.  This is my favorite part.

You: Hold on?

GWHSTEA: Yeah, this part's so funny.

You: Let me just watch it, don't tell me something is going to be good, then ill be expecting it and --

GWHSTEA: Shhh. Shut up Shut up. Hold on, rewind, you're missing it.

You: It's a commercial.

GWHSTEA: I know, just... this parts so good. He's all like -- "Hey how--

You: Stop, let me just watch.

GWHSTEA: Okay. OHHHH This part is so good. This is my favorite part.

You: You said that other part was your favorite.

GWHSTEA: Watch. It's so good.

You: I am watching. I never stopped watching. That's what we're doing. We're just watching.

(GWHSTEA tries to speak the next line, but he's wrong. He's not even close.)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-14 16:21:53 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729286 "Woke up from a nap to see this slid under my door." Nice can of Axe. Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:52:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729286 "Woke up from a nap to see this slid under my door." Nice can of Axe. nonadult comedy "Woke up from a nap to see this slid under my door." Nice can of Axe. speaker, annoying, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1729286"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/5/collegehumor.c59884e53019ec37daa5194504b6a9a9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101739">PearlJamman010</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:309"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />