The Creator of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Walter Boyle explains the secret behind all of Arnold's films.

Schwarzenegger Alternate One-Liners

If THIS is the stuff they cut from "Commando," what they leave in must be PURE GOLD.

Conan the Commentarian

Actual DVD commentary from Schwarzenegger and the film's equally incomprehensible director.

Seven Seconds of Arnold

Could you believe this man would one day play Mr. Freeze?

Chocolate Total Recall

If anybody is equipped to handle this sight, it's Arnold.

Arnold Angry

A clip from what appears to be the greatest movie ever.

101 Impressions

Highlights include 31, 39, and 84.

As those who watch Entourage know, sometimes big celebrities go over to Japan to shoot a commercial. They get a ton of money, and it doesn't hurt their credibility back in America.

Every Mr. Freeze Pun

We're just chilled to present every mention of the cold in 1997's Batman & Robin... in exactly 30 seconds.

Schwarzenegger and Jackie Chan's anti-piracy PSA. Guys, I'm only going to say this once - please stop pirating movies. It hurts everyone. Let's terminate piracy together.

No matter how many times I type it, I always have to look up the proper spelling of "Schwarzenegger." Here's another embarassing clip from his past.

Japanese Schwarzenegger.

"Governor Schwarzenegger promoting his favorite supplement, Jim Beam."

Arnold Running For President

A preview of what isn't to come in the 2008 election.