My ideal woman is five times larger than me, and can't see back.
All they sell is that electronic Harry Potter broom.
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I kun't stop laughing at this one.
Did you really think we were the only country with absurd reality show try outs? This one comes all the way from the Austrian version of Pop Idol.
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"They screw when the wind blows."
"Sign we saw in Vienna, Austria." Such an industrious people.
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"In Austria girls dance at the bar, and this is not a stip club."
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"Austrian Adventure: Tasty Red Wine and succulent chicken. Good times right?"
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This is the real name of a town in Austria! I swear!
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Interesting sign for town in Austria
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