Well fine then, but don't say we didn't warn you!
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Michelin Man in paternity suit! Claims he's always safe, baby not his!
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3
"Punch holes in the top first."
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1
Kid, hold on tight.
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1
Dead babies.
The LawnMaster 2000 is fun for the whole family!
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1
This can't be real, that third baby is like a fountain.
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1
These babies are so drunk.
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2
Fart aerobics.
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3
Well, there's no sign above the urinal.
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2
KFB.
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1
I blame the baby, you can't stand right next to a target. That's simply not safe.
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4
Kids having to raise kids of their own is the biggest problem we face in society today.
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1
Ownage runs rampant.
Hey, I'm crawling here.
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1
Mommy?
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4
"They grow up so fast."
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0
"Not only was this in a textbook, but my professor is the author."
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0
I didn't know there were giraffe hookers.
"He'll thank us 20 years from now for this picture."

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