"My friends and I were in a local porn shop killing time and saw this guy. Pic was taken with my phone, but a look at the titles across the bottom will confirm it's a porn shop, and this guy has his baby there." Yeah right, killing time.
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78
Oh great, I'm stuck with these guys for the next 18 years.
Oh nevermind, she got a car seat. That's safe.
Dude I'm so drunk, where's mommy?
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36
This is great and all, but do you guys have anything harder?
"Redneck time out."
Dumbass doesn't even know he's being shamed.
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90
Oh he's just buzzed.
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32
I don't care if it's not even a real turkey, I'm ready to eat now.
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141
TOO FUCKING CUTE
Can we keep it?
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58
Please do not feed the babies!
ALL SALES FINAL - NO RETURNS FOR FAULTY MERCHANDISE.
Be our guest, be our guest!
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14
Tubgirl.
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19
"What, were there no kittens or grandmothers handy?"
This gives me an idea - what if I start drinking rum from a baby bottle?
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7
Light beer? What are you, some kind of baby?
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8
It's all fun and games until the baby gets eaten, at which point the dog wins the game.
Looks like the opening of the Lion King.
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