Anybody wondering why this picture is taking place in a home that has wheels? Didn't think so.

Is there really a way to tell if a BABY is drunk? What, it stumbles around? Pukes? Smells bad? There's not too much of a payoff since you'll just have a normal baby.

What is this creature? It can't be a human?

What in the hell is so spectacular about that?

I'm so psyched that so many people are getting to be so good with Photoshop. So.

'...after hitting a few bars and clubs, we pass this sign at a crosswalk. It just had to be documented. Due to our level of intoxication, that became the new "thing" to say.'

Looking at his face, you can kind of tell that he knows what's going on.

Just another cute, ugly baby.

I tried to come up with a "Me Chinese, me play joke..." parody that had to do with peeing in a gene pool, but I fucking just drew blanks.

Advertisement from Yahoo! Mail. What a nice feeling this gives my subconscious!

Babies are soft enough anyway that you don't really need to boil them, but whatever.

"This is me and my bro when i was about 3 years old. I am a regular Beethoven!"

I'm guessing yes, when you're in high scool doing it.

The kid everyone should have!

The first taste of heaven that leads straight to hell

I hate when shitty captions are so permanent. At least this shitty caption is just sitting on a web page somewhere.

Ugh. Get another one!

No words can describe what this baby must be feeling...

I've heard of shaking babies and S.I.D.s but this is a little extreme.