If I only had a tolerance.

If someone passes out outside and there's still daylight, it doesn't matter if they are still wearing shoes. Everything is fair game.

As if playing tuba in marching band didn't already attract ladies.

"The camera phone just paid for itself."

The best part is they can't get down until someone takes the bottle off.

This is like a cartoon. If you tell him what he's doing is impossible, he'll fall.

They would later learn he was dead.

Now very...slowly...hit...the gas...

"Sure, CH has had dog shamings before. But how many have gloves on feet, beer can stacks, and authentic Nazi helmet dog shamings?" This is only the third.

What can I say, I can't resist a bargain.

Alright, I'm looking at his cards. Damn it, I fold.

Boxes of soda, box of Ramen, plastic bottle of vodka. I love college.

No trick photography, just lots of bad bowling balls.

Shamed by the Solo corporation.

Don't startle him! He's the only thing holding this entire building up.

"Only pussies use party cups for the mushroom and don't have 2 corners of the next card sticking off the edge."

"All 52 cards."

That's not how you play that thing!

"Lazy maid. Even lazier students."

Cell phone jenga. Calling one of the phones is cheating.