If I only had a tolerance.
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12
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2 years ago
If someone passes out outside and there's still daylight, it doesn't matter if they are still wearing shoes. Everything is fair game.
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7
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2 years ago
As if playing tuba in marching band didn't already attract ladies.
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13
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2 years ago
"The camera phone just paid for itself."
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10
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2 years ago
The best part is they can't get down until someone takes the bottle off.
This is like a cartoon. If you tell him what he's doing is impossible, he'll fall.
They would later learn he was dead.
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5
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2 years ago
Now very...slowly...hit...the gas...
"Sure, CH has had dog shamings before. But how many have gloves on feet, beer can stacks, and authentic Nazi helmet dog shamings?" This is only the third.
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4
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3 years ago
What can I say, I can't resist a bargain.
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1
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3 years ago
Alright, I'm looking at his cards. Damn it, I fold.
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1
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3 years ago
Boxes of soda, box of Ramen, plastic bottle of vodka. I love college.
No trick photography, just lots of bad bowling balls.
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3
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3 years ago
Shamed by the Solo corporation.
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2
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3 years ago
Don't startle him! He's the only thing holding this entire building up.
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2
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3 years ago
"Only pussies use party cups for the mushroom and don't have 2 corners of the next card sticking off the edge."
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0
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3 years ago
"All 52 cards."
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4
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3 years ago
That's not how you play that thing!
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2
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3 years ago
"Lazy maid. Even lazier students."
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4
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3 years ago
Cell phone jenga. Calling one of the phones is cheating.
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4
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3 years ago
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