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	<title>Bank Robber Eats Hold-up Note</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:19:29 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>Frozen Robbery</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:49:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Personal Bank</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:33:42 -0400</pubDate>
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	<media:description>In times of financial crises, sometimes the only bank you can trust is yourself.</media:description>
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	<title>First Bank On The Moon Now Hiring</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 17:47:29 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-07-05 17:47:29    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:631494">Kevin Corrigan&#60;/a>
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	<title>One way to prevent your roommates from thieving your spare change.</title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 21:12:48 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>&quot;This is the sign next to our local bank's atm. Look at the fifth one down.&quot;</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2003 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>&amp;quot;This is a real bank sign from Murfreesboro, TN.&amp;quot; - Did they mean checking? Are they dumb?</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2002 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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