They decided to keep the same name and motto that was on the "Restaurant" template at the sign store.

Moments before the 108,952nd worst stripper related injury ever.

The Old Pub is not even old enough to legally drink.

The garage next door is called "Yeah, I Said It."

A scene from the direct-to-video sequel to Coyote Ugly.

If you guys can't show me ID, I can't serve you anything stronger than beer.

No caption needed, his face says it all.

That's the last night we tried to play "King of the Bar."

So can I get you another drink? What are you doing after this?

"Michael Bolton sighting in Munich. The entire pub crawl called him the name of that no talent ass clown by the end of it."

Would it kill you girls to rip each other's clothes off?

Here's hoping this bar is across the street from an elementary school.

To squeaky horns!

She knows what you're up to, but at least she's cool enough to smile.

"This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.

What every guy who sees her has to resist doing.

Hey, you are ruining that picture of me and my boyfriend making out at a bar!

Sorry, the mic only works if you are in your underwear.

Bartender, give these girls as much alcohol as they want.

No shirt, no shoes, no sense of humor.