Someone left this bear out and it melted.

Desensitized by modern society's often too extreme teddy bears.

Hey-a-Boo Boo! How-a-bout we steal a ice-a-cold cooler and terrible?

So, yes.

DANCE! DANCE FOR US!

"Save the Beer!"

"Oh, like a polar bear."

"All the little kids trick or treating got freaked out by my face. I considered my goal accomplished."

Grin and bear it.

"Apparently, this guy was camping in the Yukon. He was sleeping when the bear jumped on his tent. He fought it off and managed to shoot the bear and survive." (part 3 of 3)

"Apparently, this guy was camping in the Yukon. He was sleeping when the bear jumped on his tent. He fought it off and managed to shoot the bear and survive." (part 2 of 2)

"Apparently, this guy was camping in the Yukon. He was sleeping when the bear jumped on his tent. He fought it off and managed to shoot the bear and survive."

Woah guys, wait till you get off the ark before you start multiplying.

Wouldn't it be funny if bears used condoms?

Do marines often fight bears?

But they're stuck together in a cramped New York apartment, this fall on NBC.

The zoo should use this warning as their ad in the newspaper.

"I came home one night to find a 10 week old black bear cub in the apartment!" Baby bears a lot more adorable when they're stuffed and wearing silly hats.

They just finished hibernating for a few months, so he's pretty antsy.

The "thangs" he's referring to are eating honey, stealing picnic baskets, and hibernating for months at a time.