Redundant. Like I could look at this and think about anything BUT sex?
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In retrospect, fire breathers shouldn't have made that ancient pact to all have long beards.
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The classic muStache.
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Have you ever shaved your beard into a mustache and then wondered if that was the right thing to do?
Just put some gum in the other side and even it out.
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Smokey Clause! On a more serious note, "This is what happens when smokes comes out of your tracheal ring."
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In a perfect world, people would be able to grow beards just as fast.
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"My chin was once raped by one of those troll dolls."
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Thirty-three pencils - a new record!
Tommy took a picture of himself every morning for three months, so that you can watch his beard grow. Amazing! He changes shirts every week, so you can get a sense of time.
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That innocent smile can only mean one thing: He has no idea what's on his face.
Business on the right, party on the left.
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Who needs pockets when you've got a beard? Heck, who needs pants? (he's holding sunglasses, glasses, a pen, a pencil, a screwdriver, keys, a comb, ipod headphones, tweezers, and nail clippers)
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"In case you missed it... highlights from the German beard and mustache championship."
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"Hey Smee, where's Ruffio?"
He's happy for Halloween.
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Let me count the signs this guy still lives with his mother.
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Thirty-one years of hair.
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"We shaved facial hair into the back of our heads for Halloween."
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Is that Gandalf playing bass for Phil Collins?!
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