Ms. Teen South Carolina was blonde, what's her excuse?
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Funnier than Miss Congeniality and Miss Congeniality 2 combined.
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Suddenly everything makes sense.
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The worst part is the contestants receive the questions ahead of time.
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She obviously won the "looking like an ass on national TV" competition.
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Ms. Universe contestants, and the mastermind who put it together.
Ms. Universes are like racing horses. After they fall, they're not really useful for anything so they take them out back and turn them into glue.
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