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Beautiful&#32;Sarah&#32;Palin&#32;Flute&#32;Performance</title>
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Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:14:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Palin rocks out a wicked Jethro Tull cover at the Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Thursday, Oct 2&#60;/p>
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Ms&#46;&#32;Philippines</title>
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Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:43:36 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Ms. Teen South Carolina was blonde, what's her excuse?"]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Tuesday, Mar 11&#60;/p>
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More&#32;Brilliant&#32;Beauty&#32;Queens</title>
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Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:23:38 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Funnier than Miss Congeniality and Miss Congeniality 2 combined."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Wednesday, Aug 29&#60;/p>
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Miss&#32;South&#32;Carolina&#39;s&#32;Brain</title>
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Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:51:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Suddenly everything makes sense."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Tuesday, Aug 28&#60;/p>
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Ms&#46;&#32;South&#32;Carolina</title>
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Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:32:20 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["The worst part is the contestants receive the questions ahead of time."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Monday, Aug 27&#60;/p>
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Miss&#32;USA&#32;Fall</title>
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Wed, 30 May 2007 14:04:49 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["She obviously won the "looking like an ass on national TV" competition."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Wednesday, May 30&#60;/p>
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Wed, 01 Nov 2006 14:40:48 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Ms. Universe contestants, and the mastermind who put it together."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Tuesday, Oct 31
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Wed, 31 May 2006 16:40:03 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Ms. Universes are like racing horses. After they fall, they're not really useful for anything so they take them out back and turn them into glue."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Wednesday, May 31&#60;/p>
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