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	<title>Ms. Illinois was exiled to China.</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:11:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Beautiful Sarah Palin Flute Performance</title>
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	<title>Ms. Philippines</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:43:36 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>More Brilliant Beauty Queens</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:23:38 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Miss South Carolina's Brain</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:51:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Ms. South Carolina</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:32:20 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Miss USA Fall</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 14:04:49 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Ms. Universe contestants, and the mastermind who put it together.</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 14:40:48 -0500</pubDate>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 16:40:03 -0400</pubDate>
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