This might actually impress a girl, unless she's a diplodocus.
It's funny to imagine this as an alien who looks like a TV.
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Top bunk has its ups and downs.
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This is just like when your buddy won't get out of shotgun even though you called it.
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Wow, your school gives you private showers in your dorm room? That's awesome. Oh wait...
Make-your-own air mattress.
Yeah, that Pearl Jam poster makes you cool.
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A PC in your bed, what a great idea! Think of all the money you'll save now that you don't ever need a desk or condoms.
Ummmm I'm going to sleep on the floor if you don't mind.
Just stop drop and roll, wuss.
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The great outdoors.
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The bed's weight-limit: around 1500lbs. Estimated total human weight: 1901 lbs.
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"Instead of telling the hotel we broke the sofa bed and getting charged for it, I had to sleep like this for a week."
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"Stolen from a water park, now proudly displayed on my bed at Rowan U"
At hotel, extremely bored. who knew hotel beds were so soft?!?!
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"Put your back into it!" Weird!
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If you brought a girl back here, would it be a tad too suggestive?
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I'm sorry, maybe you didn't understand. Allow me to repeat myself.There will be no coitus of any kind in your bed, specifically due to the bed's shape and size. Is that clear enough for you to understand?You might be curious as to why I have...
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