CollegeHumor: Bed Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922082 Throwing a Futon out the Window... GONE WRONG! Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:24:59 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922082 Throwing a Futon out the Window... GONE WRONG! nonadult comedy Going right would have meant the futon soared effortlessly through the window frame and crashed through their jerk roommate's windshield. futon, bed, window, oops, stupid, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922082"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/7/collegehumor.20310b77f0d5dd55db075b2728c04cba.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 117 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919130 Star Wars Breathe Lite Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:09:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919130 Star Wars Breathe Lite nonadult comedy Vader's snore is loud enough to make a Gundar rip its own ears off. sketch comedy, commercial, star wars, movies, scifi, snoring couples sleeping bed <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919130"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/8/collegehumor.933a093ce3b0beac5b9a87580aa351c1.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2115669">Joe Covas</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 23 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915917 World's Most Complex Alarm Clock Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:56:44 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915917 World's Most Complex Alarm Clock nonadult comedy Every morning his neighbors mistakenly think he's getting laid. bed, alarm clock, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915917"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.9ff50d5c4ff50f8c68e1c87922bab763.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 74 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908672 Whoa, that girl's got some range! Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:35:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908672 Whoa, that girl's got some range! nonadult comedy Whoa, that girl's got some range! spring break, puke, bed, drunk, sick, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908672"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/c/collegehumor.661a8965906c22ad2804351c36f65b31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1984770">chris May</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 92 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Move over racecar bed, I'm getting something a little more sophisticated]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:207023 Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:00:04 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892735 I know what you're thinking. That blanket looks so goddamn soft and cuddly! 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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:25:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1829097 Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed! nonadult comedy Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed! bed, drunk, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1829097"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/7/collegehumor.c18da2cc3be5e4491c3e26a73811d350.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:908588">Jonnyballgame</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:685"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 31 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750462 No, We Are Not Having Sex in Your Twin Bed Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:50:27 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1750462 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I'm sorry, maybe you didn't understand. Allow me to repeat myself.

There will be no coitus of any kind in your bed, specifically due to the bed's shape and size. Is that clear enough for you to understand?

You might be curious as to why I have nipped our potential foreplay, intercourse, and eventual spooning in the bud, simply for reasons of bed-size. Let me explain.

First and foremost, I'm uncomfortable doing anything physically exerting when confined to a such a miniscule space, mostly due to the sheer size of our bodies in relation to the bed itself.

Let's look at the cold hard facts. As a tall woman (I stack up at 5-feet-10 inches), I find the space provided by a twin bed to be inadequate for any sort of intimacy.

The overall dimensions of a twin bed are 39'' wide and 75'' long. The width-per-person of a twin bed is 39'', as opposed to say, a double bed that is 54'' wide with a width-per-person of 27''.

Do you understand what that means? It means that even the manufacturers of twin beds, cruel as they are, understand that the bed is constructed specifically for one person, not two.

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