Now here's someone that can distract you with a strip tease.

"We were given two days off to study for finals."

"The Shell station at The University of Southern Mississippi sells this and a case of keystone for 13.95."

Beer pong is a sport that knows no age limit. Get that kid a ball!

What's the ruling here - are they disqualified, or do they get to finish the game?

God damn it hit the cup! You're awful at this! I knew this was a mistake.

You lost, you have to chug this cup full of white chips.

Beer pong and pro wrestling are the only two sports where distractions are legal.

We gotta start playing with six cups, otherwise we're going to run out of beer before we melt.

"My mom was so confident that she shot eyes closed. And yes, she and my little sister beat me and my dad. I still cry sometimes."

CollegeHumor Professor of the Year Nominee

I didn't know there were black eskimos.

Ramen Pong anyone?

The beer pong championship belt. If someone sinks a ball in it, they should become the new champion.

In my next life, I'm coming back as a beer pong ball.

What's sadder then getting shut out by a 9-year-old?

It's not just girls using Halloween as an excuse to wear too little clothes.

"Everytime you win 3 games in a row at beerpong in my room you get to fill out a brick on the wall."

You can't see it, but he's also playing flip cup with his feet.

Tiger Woods started at the age of 2 - you're behind.