This is a great idea, even after Halloween.

"I layed down and had people throwing balls at me all night."

Back in my day, we couldn't afford beer pong. We had to use turpentine and rounded chunks of spoiled meat - and it was good enough!

I don't like beer pong... I AM beer pong.

Don't worry, they're only using light beer.

"Cups are for pussies. We dubbed it BIGruit"

Any girl that can blow the ball out of one of these cups is a keeper.

And you thought the several hundred dollars you spent on textbooks every semester was a waste.

I hope they're playing against Bebop & Rocksteady.

"After beer pong we played a game of throwing ping-pong balls at each other. First to ten won."

You know you live in a college town when...

Shhhhh... keep it down dude. We don't want to get kicked out.

You drank sunasdf may balteaship.

No fair, you are distracting me before the game even begins.

This is how they should have fought World War II in the first place.

It may not be as glamorous as the Stanley Cup, but at least this beer pong trophy comes with an emergency Keystone.

If you can't get a bigger table, build up.

The kids the league is drafting keep getting younger and younger.

"We take our beer pong competitions a bit more seriously than most."

If your opponent hits a bottom cup, you have to remove it and drink anything that spills.