The hardest part is getting the garbage cans clean enough to drink from.

If you can't hit a cup on this table, maybe you should consider laying off the booze for a bit.

"They came complete with pockets inside for their cell phones, wallets, keys, gum, and there was even a cup holder!"

"He just showed up and never said a word."

Human Beer Pong at Purdue.

"When you are really desperate to play beer pong."

You can either spend the night in jail, or admit that you were leaning and that last shot doesn't count.

You know you're in college when your beer pong table is nicer than your non-beer-pong table.

"When someone gets engaged at Pitt, we celebrate by playing champagne pong."

Boobs and beer pong go together like boobs and CollegeHumor.

"The Domino's guy was already drunk when he delieverd the pizza, so we asked him if he wanted to hang out."

I'm never gonna run for political office!

I'll keep saying it, if you're going to play beer pong in a pool, make sure you have a cup of fresh water to wash the ball out. You don't want to be drinking that kids pee.

I think you guys are going to want a cup of fresh water too.

As these detailed paintings from the era show, beer pong was actually quite popular in the dark ages.

After I sink this shot, I have to go. Matlock's on.

You don't even need a cup to wash off the ball.

Yes, we're playing beer pong and no, he's not carrying his weight.

"(ping pong ball remains in hand)"

When the man said that they couldn't determine who drinks next by throwing ping bong balls, they found a way.