"Upside down underwater beer bongs at 10AM in Havasu on spring break"

Oh man, I get so much drunker when I drink midair. The beer tastes better too.

An inefficient, but fun, way to get drunk.

They should install beer bongs in the ceiling to drop down in case of emergency, like the oxygen masks on an airplane.

Keep in mind that's straight gin in there.

You can't arrest me! This is free speech!

Look at the kid holding the bong. Is that satisfaction, or drunken lust?

Have you ever done a beer bong that's fifteen times your height?

"I want us to bong Miller Lite at the same time!"
"But I want us to bong Coors at the same time!"
"Wait! We don't have to choose!"

Maybe you should have asked your friend to hold the funnel instead of taking a picture.

From Big Momma to Little Momma.

These new Forty Hands players are all about showing off and razzle dazzle. It used to be about the forties.

I once met a girl who sucked so hard, she could have successfully completed this beer bong.

Back in my day, we used to do this with whiskey!

Before this, we had beer bonged out of everything but the kitchen sink.

Doesn't matter what they look like now - anyone that's been a townie for 50 years will know how to handle a beer bong.

Oh I see your problem - you weren't even trying.

The people you're renting from should pay you for improving the house.