Spongebob clenched himself up into a tight ball, jumped in a pool of vodka, and let go. He's been puking ever since.

"If you know Greenville, NC, then you know Miami Subs And this is the front door. It's a piece of history!"

A hammock and a beer pong table? You guys are set for the year.

"Late in his life, Picasso explored other media for artistic expression. This piece comes from his Beer Pong Table period."

No you can't eat dinner on it!

"Made from 700 bottle caps and 50 broken hockey sticks from the men's Nebraska club hockey team."

So awesome, it's almost a shame to cover it in cheap beer. Almost.

Someone's ready for school to start already.

We can't pay rent anymore, but why would we want to?

Because what's better than fire and a table covered in alcohol?

Bouncing is still not allowed, though it does make a satisfying "tink" noise.

Good thing you marked where the water cups go.

"Combining two of the greatest games ever invented."

"This table is set up to play two games at once crossfire style, and it has sunken cup holes, a water filtration system under the table with built in water cups, and a huge Sox logo."

A great way to enforce the "no bouncing" rule.

Conveniently built next to the world's largest urinal!

A gnome basketball court.

"The octagon - 4 beer pong tables that fold up into a pizza slice."

"It's about 6,550 blocks."

Not saying you're a front runner but who roots for the Red Sox, the Phillies, the Colts, and America?