"skimboarding trio." Did someone not participate?

Two girls to sleep with, and one for backup in case my quality loving kills one of the first two.

"oh my gosh, lets hurry. I really hope no one see's us out here"

Does the 5-second rule apply to butts?

She wore an itsy bity, teeny weeny, made-of-Miller-Lite bikini.

Hey classy lady, can I buy you a drink?

"Is there room for me?"

The curtains don't match the shag carpeting.

A peek into the possible future of Lindsay Lohan. 21 days left until Herbie: Fully Loaded.

What went wrong here, and what went right?

Remember the hottest bartender contest? Good times.

"Paris Hilton smoking the reefer!?!?! Has anyone gotten her to do the shocker yet??" Two great questions.

"There's always one that doesnt get the memo."

If there's one thing I like more then girls making out, it's starting sentences I don't have an end to.

He lost points in the swimsuit competition, but I like his odds in the talent show. I hear he does jazz tap.

THAT GUY CONTEST: Surprisingly, one the best parts of the That Guy contest has been looking at the actual pictures.

Jessica Alba, who still hasn't been in anything you have heard of. Look for that to change this summer when Fantastic 4 comes out and she's just been in movies you haven't seen. Also, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't mention that you can totally see her cameltoe. (UPDATE: Nevermind. As a million people wrote in to explain,, Jessica Alba was also in Sin City. However, not one of them could tell me what Dark Angel was about)

When is it "too much" tequila?