Britney Spears gettin' chubby.

This girl makes her stance on anal sex very clear.

"Bubba couldn't get his kids tickets to the Ice-capades, so he did the next best thing."

"Not only do we beat the previous sand penis with ball hair but we also have hot girls."

Beach Tip: Under the boardwalk is a good place to change.

Smallest Bikini (Took this in Miami during a Bikini contest)

"Lindsay Lohan in a bikini before she started sunless tanning."

"Hey, I know this is scanned from the latest Vanity Fair, but I thought I would pass it along for anybody there with a Lohan-jones. You don't have to post it in the pictures section. Use it for an update if you want sometime. " We appreciate the suggestion, but this is definitely going up HERE and NOW. BTW, anyone know if those are real or not?

"Black Light Paint Bathing Suit Twister...need I say more?"

Hottest girl? UCF wins.

Who else can't wait for summer?

"This was a party at Carrolton, Texas. Wasabi Racing hosted this Oil Wrestling match."

"This Kournikova picture is WAY hotter than the one the other day."

Nice Heine, baby!

This is the non-obscene way for cats to sunbathe?

After a weekend party in the Smoky Mountains these UT Knoxville girls decided it was time to cool down...

Is it cold out here, or is it just her?!

"This is how JMU girls hold it down on snow days."

Olsen twins frollic half naked on the beach.

Please god let this be the beginning of a trend (part 2). Note the dude in the background.