And lawyers wonder why everybody hates them.
All crime is fun, that's why it's illegal.
He's going to jump HOW MANY soda cans?
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2 years ago
Before you load this picture, you should know Missouri is the "Show Me" state. Okay, ready? Go!
The illiterate and the Amish are the two groups you can safely make fun of on the Internet.
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2 years ago
'Your honor, if I may I'd like to karate chop another cement brick.'
'I'll allow it.'
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2 years ago
Lauurrraaaa it's doing the thing with the stars again. You know, it looks like that scene in Star Wars? Wait, nevermind! I fixed it.
We're #1! We're #1!
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2 years ago
I once sucked dick for books.
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2 years ago
No, I'm still not getting rapist. Could you smile a little wider, and maybe point at her? Yes, that's it! Perfect!
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2 years ago
This billboard was a huge waste of money for PoliteCorp.
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2 years ago
You don't get fat if you're just going for the toy, right?
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2 years ago
We got frog-on-toad, toad-on-frog-on-toad, poisonous-frog-on-toad, and the hottest tadpole action you've ever seen!
A Chevrolet is a hell of a car.
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2 years ago
It takes 'em to put up a billboard like that.
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2 years ago
Missing apostrophes and ambiguous imagery are really what's putting our children in harms way.
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2 years ago
For me, the secret to happiness is not appearing in embarassing ad campaigns.
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2 years ago
You keep lookout.
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2 years ago
I thought the church was against these sort of things.
Hope you brought your bathing suit.
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