Turkey farmers have nightmares about birds like these.
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49
Wow, usually they make you mail stuff in to get the prize!
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130
SPOILER ALERT: The bird loses.
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61
Isn't hitting birdies more of a badminton thing?
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46
The agony of defeat.
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65
Top 10 moments involving birds in sports. Not included: Larry Bird.
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52
The drunk spring breaker is the seagulls natural predator...
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106
His frat brothers ambushed him, tied him up, bought 5 parakeets and bird seed. He was screaming, "They're biting me" as he was being pecked by the birds.
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59
I didn't know they sell "Don't Be My Friend" badges!
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14
Mouth to mouth bird feeding. Are you my mother?
Brown Hawk down.
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7
I wonder how many people who do this end up dead?
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3
Textbook suicide, bird's nest gone wrong, or is there something more sinister going on here?
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2
Bird hit by baseball. Pedro Cerrano unavailable for comment.
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2
This looks like a trap Garfield might set.
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0
A shirt that's about birds, MC Hammer, and fellatio? You win.
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1
Katie Couric pooped on by birds while Roker watches and laughs, what else do you need to know?
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Did one bird make all that poop? With no evidence on the contrary, I'm going to just say yes.
You are the wind beneath my wings.
I thought birds had sex in midair. Wouldn't you if you had wings?
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