CollegeHumor: Birth Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927173 The Miracle of Birth of a Gummy Bear. Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:06:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927173 The Miracle of Birth of a Gummy Bear. nonadult comedy The Miracle of Birth of a Gummy Bear. gummy bear, candy, birth, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927173"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/f/collegehumor.b51aed9fd2525ffc7eabefcfbfcacc11.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:533986">Leah</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922838 Have you ever wondered where Jack-O-Lanterns came from? 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This will all be done before you know it.

Karen: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU GARRRRFFFFF OOOOOOOO I HAAATTEEE YOUUU!!!!!

Jeff: Ok, like this is my fault. You're responsibly for at least fifty percent of this.

Doctor: With all due respect sir, your wife is in a lot of pain right now.

Jeff: (Biting a burrito) Oh right. Sweetie, if pain was measured like earthquakes, where would you be sitting on the Richter scale right now?

Karen: ARE YOU KIDDING ME JEFF? MY CERVIX IS STRETCHING LIKE A LIVESTRONG BRACELET!

Jeff: Don't bring my Lance into this! Maybe I should just call off this whole birth. Would you like that? Doc, my wife has a bad attitude, unplug everything. You’re free to go home to your neglected family.
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