Sorry, I already donated my car to underprivileged children with no hands.
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It's only offensive if you aren't handicapped.
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If Luke can take out the Death Star, she can hit that target.
That's why the videocamera had braille on it... for this guy.
It's a shame the students will never know how clever it is.
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"Couldn't they just save themselves the money and lay down in a bathtub? I think it'd be the same sensation."
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1
German optometrist commercial. Not interested? What if I told you it involved BLOWJOBS?
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4
"If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long." ~ Chris Rock
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1
"I don't know about you, but the fact that they need this on a drive through ATM kinda scares me."
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0
"You may have evaded me today...but there will be others, oh yes."
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0
"If he wants my money, that sign better rhyme."
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2
And they're going to know to cross there because...?
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On our way back from Phish in VT, saw this sign and couldnt resist...
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"This scared me until I finally got the joke."
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2
Suprisigly, most blind people miss this sign...
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"In Memory Of Ray Charles"
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5
"Taken at San Jose State at the bottom of campus directory and map."
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2
And how would a blind person read that?
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Just some blind guy peeing on people.
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