"My mom was pretty angry with my senior picture choice. Not because it was stupid, more 'cuz my Dad was a Crip. RIP Dad."
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4 weeks ago
Now hold on, maybe it was accidental.
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50
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3 months ago
There will be blood.
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39
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4 months ago
No enchanted forest is safe...
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82
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1 year ago
One man enters, half a man leaves.
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192
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1 year ago
Trophy Dad presents the Factor 5 Razor. It anticipates sudden unpredictable changes in pressure, giving you that smooth look for hours.
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41
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1 year ago
Watch as this pranker becomes the prankee.
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1 year ago
The van's not a-rocking, but I'm still going to just walk by and pretend I didn't see anything.
Sub-Zero wins!
They're all single, ladies.
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24
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2 years ago
"It's from fencing with PVC piping found in the garbage." (gross)
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21
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2 years ago
Just like Halloween brings out slutty girls' natural sluttiness, it brings out weird guys natural weirdness.
Hypothetically speaking, what do you think would happen if you hit a deer at, say, 70 miles per hour? Hypothetically.
"When he accepted the dare quickly, I upped it with the blood and crap."
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2 years ago
Hey guys, can I be in your gang?
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2 years ago
WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US!?!
For most people this is a deny, but there's a certain percentage out there who would call this an enthusiastic approve.
"My friend beat up LL Cool J back in '92 and took his jacket."
"After my friend decided to pull a knife on the bouncer..."
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3 years ago
Whenever I read that sign I think "Uh oh, better look out for the retarded kids."
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3 years ago
All the news that fit to print, as long as it's about celebrities. Tons of pics and vids of people more attractive than you or I.
Ebaums is your source for awesome videos, addicting flash games, and the best animation and cartoons on the internet. There's nothing better in the world than an internet game on a boring day.
Onion Sports has quickly become the nation's number-one site for hard-hitting sports news, stats, and information that isn't true. If you hadn't figured this out yet, what The Onion is to news, Onion Sports is to sports.
Today's Big Thing is pretty simple. Every day, they find the best thing on the Internet and put it on the site. Just one thing, each day. Yep, that's it.Check out today's big thing.
With arguably the largest celeb nip slip collection anywhere online, Egotastic is your one-stop source for celeb news, pics and vids. Check it out.
Gameatopia is a great distraction from work (unless your job is testing flash games). They've got an extensive archive of classic games and add new ones every day. They are personally responsible for over 1000 lost man hours at CollegeHumor.
Since you're going to spend your time clicking around the Internet anyway, why not do it with StumbleUpon? Let them show you everything, including that one site where the Asian girl's eyes follow the mouse. Go. Right now.