Imagine the worst line of text that could come up at this moment.
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3 weeks ago
The Daily Show’s Moment of Zen
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The Daily Show’s Moment of Zen
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This should have been an ad for a toilet store, because he has a potty mouth.
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2 months ago
Move over "Grape Lady," there's a new reporter-hurt-by-fruit video in town.
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3 months ago
It's hard to believe there even were bloopers before Benny Hill's 'Yakety Sax' was composed.
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4 months ago
I guess he prefers Sting's earlier work? This is Bill O'Reilly from an old episode of Inside Edition, confirming his hair has always looked as awesome as it does now. He should hang out with Sue Simmons.
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6 months ago
Willy's cousin, Howie, decided to stay and take down the system from inside.
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8 months ago
"Hahaha, oh man. Anyway, there's a war or something still going on."
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10 months ago
One of the Twilight Zone's strangest twist endings.
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1 year ago
"Stay tuned for inappropriate guest removal tips."
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1 year ago
From Idaho's most r-r-r-r-eliable news source.
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1 year ago
She's modeling the fall fashion line.
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1 year ago
Geez, doesn't this moron know a panda bear when he sees one?
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2 years ago
Wish they all could be California Games.
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4 years ago
Wow, that sword IS dangerous. I'll take 12.
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4 years ago
It's one of a kind, eh?
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4 years ago
WATERSPORTS BLOOPERS!!!
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4 years ago
panama city beach 2004, enthusiastic chick busts her ass
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1 year ago
From a classic episode of the Show-About-Nothing's final season.
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1 year ago
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