Just ate a smurf.
Tobias Funke taking a bong hit.
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2 years ago
Uh oh, baby got into the rancid cottage cheese again.
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2 years ago
"My roommate's retarded dog ate a tube of blue latex paint."
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2 years ago Blue moon, you saw me standing alone
"...the spray paint got really sticky and his wasted ass couldn't pull his arms away from his side or his head from his shoulder."
Maybe he's a blueberry, or Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Remember everyone, Blue Man Group tryouts are coming up soon.
"He said this was the first time he passed out." Probably his last for a while.
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3 years ago
Who blue him?
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3 years ago
You have been looking for a good way to creep out your future grandchildren...
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3 years ago
"The blue didn't come off too well."
"Sunday nights at college are extremely unproductive."
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3 years ago
A fatal exception 0E has occurred. Press any key to continue.
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4 years ago Lindsay Lohan is the new Lindsay Lohan. Don't ask me to explain it, she's just that hot right now.
"I wrote some reasons on there like 'to fit in' and he started to threaten me with punishment so I erased them to get him off my back."
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4 years ago
I don't know what magic sand is, I don't know what it's good for, I don't know if it's real, but I want some.
Taken in Japan, sign forbidding blue. "Hey, you! This is a No Blue Zone! Now take off those jeans..."
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4 years ago
Man, that's one scorching case of blue balls!
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4 years ago
Smurfing. The new shaming.
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5 years ago
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